ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(Source: ughjosh, via mheiylovesred)

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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(via stormafter)

uhmeliamay:

putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee

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(Source: uhmeliamay, via orgasm)

bynesexual:

when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in onimage

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

(via shredded-nylons)

"I’m not half as good as people think I am."

ten-word-story, #77 (via acupofkeen)

"My knees went weak at the thought,
at the sight, at the yearning for a love
so good it made you choose
to only look, to only be with
that one person for the rest of your life."

Keen Malasarte, These are the thoughts I fall asleep to at 3am. (via acupofkeen)